Description

Start your morning the way Philly’s pigeons start theirs: with a hot drink and a stack of cheesesteak zoning permits. This ceramic mug is sturdy, dishwasher-safe, and approved for use in both kitchens and council chambers. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or the bitter taste of bureaucracy, it’ll keep you fueled while pigeons in suits stamp documents in grease.

Specs (filed in triplicate):

* Ceramic
* 11 oz mug: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) tall × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
* 15 oz mug: 4.7″ (12 cm) tall × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
* 20 oz mug: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) tall × 3.7″ (9.3 cm) diameter
* Dishwasher and microwave safe (even pigeons can’t void that clause)
* Blank product responsibly sourced from China

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time