Description

Filed under Form Coo-19: *Approved Carriers of All That Matters.* This spacious, trendy tote has been cleared by the Pigeon Permit Office to carry groceries, zoning maps, bagels, cheesesteaks, or the kind of secrets only birds know. With strong cotton-denim handles and a roomy build, it’s tough enough to haul 44 pounds of anything — including, rumor has it, the entire filing backlog of the Department of Avian Documentation.

Specs (stamped, sealed, and cooed):

* 100% polyester
* Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
* Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l) — roughly equivalent to 30 pigeon permit forms
* Maximum weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
* Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
* Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width: 1″ (2.5 cm)
* Handle style may differ slightly depending on fulfillment location (variance noted in Appendix P-7)

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time