The Philly Bob’s Pigeon Bureaucrat Unisex Sweatshirt

Price range: $45.50 through $58.50

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Precision-cut. Hand-sewn. Approved by three pigeons in tiny suits who stamped the paperwork in triplicate. This all-over printed sweatshirt brings out every feather of detail, with a cotton-feel face on the outside and brushed fleece inside soft enough to make even the hardest city pigeon coo. Durable enough for the office, the street, or the ledge outside City Hall where pigeons gather to argue zoning codes.

Specs (signed and sealed):

* 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
* Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz/yd² (308 g/m²)
* Soft cotton-feel face
* Brushed fleece fabric inside (softer than a pigeon wing, if less judgmental)
* Unisex fit
* Overlock seams for strength — approved by the Department of Bird Affairs
* Blank components responsibly sourced from China

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time

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