Description

When City Hall votes, it’s usually three to one. Three mayors sign their names in neat, looping penmanship. The fourth mayor? Well… let’s just say the ink smells faintly of soft pretzels, and the signature looks like it was drawn by a fuzzy snout mid-dance. Together, they’ve approved this tote for carrying everything that matters: groceries, books, cheesesteaks, zoning maps, and the ceremonial feathers the pigeons insist on filing. Spacious, sturdy, and stylish enough to be seen in public — even if your mayoral entourage is entirely imaginary.

Specs (ratified ordinance, 3 mayors + 1 enthusiastic mascot-shaped signature):

* 100% polyester
* Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
* Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
* Maximum weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
* Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
* Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
* Handles may differ slightly depending on fulfillment location (just like mayors do)

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time