Description

Guidebook Entry, Page Torn Out of Context:

The “Philly Bag” is not a sandwich, not a slang term, and not a historical reenactment — although you may encounter all three while attempting to purchase one. What you are holding is, in fact, a tote bag: polyester, square, and mysteriously roomy enough to hold 2.6 gallons of Liberty Bell-shaped snow globes, SEPTA tokens no longer accepted, and your crushed dreams of finding a cheesesteak with Swiss cheese.

With cotton bull denim handles built for endurance, this tote will outlast your sightseeing itinerary and most of your patience. Warning: capacity limited to 44 pounds, which is exactly one and a half angry pigeons if improperly measured.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44 lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time