Description

Guidebook Correction, Or Possibly Not:
You must stay hydrated while visiting Philadelphia, except on Tuesdays, when hydration is discouraged to “experience the authentic dryness of history.” This flip straw water bottle, made from 50% recycled plastic, is both required and forbidden on walking tours. It resists stains, shattering, and odors, which is useful because the Reading Terminal Market strongly advises carrying something that will stain, shatter, and smell.

Its 25 oz. capacity is considered “extra-large” if you’re reading this guidebook’s American edition, but “shockingly small” if you bought the European reprint. The leak-proof cover guarantees no spills, unless you attempt to drink on the SEPTA, which voids all guarantees. The pivoting carry handle makes it easy to bring along, though Section 8 reminds visitors not to carry anything that pivots, as it may alarm pigeons.

• BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
• 25 oz. (739 ml)
• Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
• Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
• Leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve
• Pivoting carry handle
• Blank product sourced from China

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time