Weekly Feature: Steaks So Good, Even the Pigeons File Paperwork First
Good evening, citizens.Good evening, pigeons in suits. This week, the Philly Bob’s Swag Shop turns its gaze skyward — toward the flocks circling City Hall, toward the true bureaucrats of Philadelphia. Yes, the pigeons. They are not dodging taxes. They are not shirking duties. They are filing paperwork, stamping forms, and initialing cheesesteak zoning permits…
