(Legal Disclosure for Philly Bob’s Steaks — A Parody Project)
Site Operator / Verantwortlich gemäß § 5 TMG (Responsible under § 5 TMG):
Bob Bruhin
Philadelphia, PA, USA
✉ contact@philly-bobs.com
Nature of the Website
This website, https://philly-bobs.com, presents itself as a cheesesteak shop. In fact, it is a parody, a comedy, and a design/art project. No actual food products are sold. All references to sandwiches, onions, or destiny are purely satirical.
Liability for Content
The content of these pages has been carefully created. However, no guarantee is given for its accuracy, completeness, or seriousness, as accuracy and seriousness were never the primary goals.
Liability for Links
This website may contain links to external sites. At the time of linking, they did not appear to contain anything unlawful. The operator cannot, however, influence their future content, nor sprinkle them with Cheez Whiz, which is frankly a shame.
Copyright & Creative Rights
All designs, illustrations, and parody advertisements are original works of the operator, unless otherwise noted. Use beyond personal amusement (such as attempting to reprint them on diner menus) requires permission. Sharing for laughs is encouraged.
Disclaimer
This website is not an actual restaurant.
There are no steaks here.
No sandwiches are waiting in the kitchen.
The Liberty Bell cannot grill itself, and it never tried.
If you are hungry, please visit a real cheesesteak shop.
If you are entertained, you are welcome to remain.
If the door locks behind you, this is not a liability issue — it is part of the art installation.