Philadelphia has always been a city of characters, but few know of the Four Imaginary Mayors. Three solemn figures preside with pens and paperwork, stamping ordinances and zoning maps with dignified precision. The fourth — well, the fourth is less about paperwork and more about confetti, cartwheels, and a parade that never ends. Together, they are the council that approves every cheesesteak, every pigeon permit, and now, every piece of this collection.

From racerback tanks and mesh jerseys to hoodies and all-over sweatshirts, each item carries the weight (and levity) of their surreal authority. Some garments are sharp and stylish, signed in cursive ink. Others are oversized and chaotic, marked with a wild squiggle that smells faintly of soft pretzels.

Wear them proudly. You don’t need to see the mayors to know their presence. You’ll feel it in the relaxed fit, the raw edge seams, the fleece lining, and the invisible confetti that seems to follow you around Broad Street.

Because when the Four Imaginary Mayors decree fashion, Philly Bob’s puts it in the Swag Shop.