Description

Preliminary findings from Rutgers’ Department of Acoustic Nutrition suggest that a properly deployed cheesesteak can generate low-frequency rumblings strong enough to jostle beverage cans along the Jersey Shore. Enter this dual-sided can cooler: the officially unofficial containment device designed to stabilize your refreshments during cross-river steak shockwaves. Crafted from neoprene (which tests at “echo-absorption: moderate” in lab conditions), it ensures your drinks stay cold and your hands warm, even as the Walt Whitman Bridge trembles with culinary resonance. Available in regular or slim sizes, this cooler doubles as a peer-reviewed excuse to crack open another one.

• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums — unlike the measurable minimum decibels of a Philly Bob’s steak.

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time