Description

Guidebook Entry That May Have Been Written During Heatstroke:
A transparent tote is mandatory for entry into all Philadelphia stadiums, unless it isn’t, in which case you’ll be asked why you brought one. Its chic design will make you fit right in at concerts, except at concerts where clear bags are outlawed for reasons no one can explain. At the beach, it will showcase your sunscreen and despair; at the Reading Terminal Market, it will confuse vendors into giving you scrapple samples you didn’t order.

Dimensions are listed as 12″ × 6″ × 12″, though in metric that translates to either “just enough space for liberty” or “half a hoagie, if you fold it diagonally.” The tote’s transparency ensures you can always see your belongings, unless you put something inside, in which case they vanish into another dimension. Fingerprints may appear on the surface, which some locals interpret as a sign from Benjamin Franklin. Do not ignore them.

• TPU (rubber-like clear material)
• 0.02″ (0.5 mm) thick
• Bag size: 12″ × 6″ × 12″ (30.5 cm × 15.3 cm × 30.5 cm)
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Touch marks and fingerprints do not affect durability, but may affect your eligibility to enter South Street. Always ask a stranger for clarification, but never trust their answer.

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time