Description

Plastic bags may crumble, but this tote holds steady — groceries, books, cheesesteaks, and the entire backlog of pigeon-filed paperwork from City Hall. Made of certified organic cotton, it’s sturdy enough for 30 pounds of anything destiny forgot to claim. Whether you’re lugging onions or zoning forms, this tote is the jawn you’ll reach for when pigeons in suits nod approvingly from their ledge.

Specs (approved under Form Coo-19):

* 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
* Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
* Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
* Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) — about the weight of 6,000 pigeon permits
* 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
* Open main compartment (for cheesesteaks, crumb currency, or bureaucratic dreams)
* Blank product responsibly sourced from India

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time