Description

Stamped, signed, and filed under Ordinance Coo-88: *Thick Shirts for Thick Files.* This garment-dyed heavyweight tee is structured, soft, and breathable — sturdy enough for a full day of pigeon paperwork, yet relaxed enough for rooftop loafing. It’s a regular fit that complements most looks, from council chambers to park benches, and has been officially approved for cheesesteak zoning meetings by the Avian Affairs Committee.

Specs (certified, cooed, and double-needle stitched):

* 100% ring-spun cotton
* Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
* Garment-dyed for that lived-in, already-filed feel
* Relaxed fit — no tie required for the pigeon boardroom
* 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
* Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability (Form P-14 requires it)
* Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
* Blank product responsibly sourced from Honduras

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time