The Philly Bob’s Shopping Bag of Forgotten Transactions

$20.50

Description

Single-use plastic bags crumble under pressure, much like destiny at the register when it realizes the wallet’s still at home. This reusable shopping bag is light yet sturdy, folding into a purse or pocket until the exact moment you need to carry groceries, cheesesteaks, or unpaid cosmic debts. Built with handles strong enough to hold fate’s baggage, it’s the durable answer to destiny’s empty pockets.

### **Specs (filed under Cosmic Accounts Receivable):**

* 100% polyester
* Fabric weight: 4.13 oz/yd² (140 g/m²)
* Bag size: 16.9″ × 17.5″ (43 cm × 44.5 cm)
* Handle length: 7.7″ (19.5 cm), width: 2″ (5 cm)
* Open main compartment (ideal for groceries, receipts, or destiny’s unpaid bar tab)
* Blank product responsibly sourced from China

Every piece of Philly Bob’s merch is cooked up fresh just for you the moment you order — no heat lamps, no warehouse freezers. That’s why delivery takes a little longer: quality destiny takes time. By making products on demand instead of piling them up in bulk, we help reduce overproduction. So thank you for making a thoughtful choice — and for keeping the world a little less cluttered, one cheesesteak-inspired hoodie at a time

Additional information

Weight 0.03 lbs

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